THE HORSE RESERVE office of monetary emission · est. 1971
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HORSEFLATION IS A MONETARY UNION OF ONE (1) HORSE · SUPPLY NEVER FALLS · SPACE NEVER RETURNS ·

HORSEFLATION

too much horse. not enough space.

your prints, this device 0
official ledger total (lore, not live) 8,412,900
an increasingly large horse

SPACE-O-METER

share of your screen currently occupied by horse, measured live.

12% of viewport is horse

CONSUMER PONY INDEX

prices, denominated in HORSE. board updates as supply rises.

1 coffee HORSE
1 hour of sleep HORSE
1 minute of silence HORSE
a modest apartment HORSE
this website, to load HORSE

everything is only ever more expensive. that is not a bug disclosure, it is the product.

MONETARY POLICY STATEMENT

The Committee judges that the horse remains appropriately large. Labor conditions in the pasture continue to reflect elevated demand for hay. Further enlargement may be warranted to support the Reserve's ongoing mandate of maximum horse and stable, though diminishing, space.

The Committee will continue to monitor incoming stall capacity, doorway clearance, and the general public's tolerance for a horse of this size when setting the pace of future emission.

by order of the Committee, effective immediately and indefinitely

RATE DECISION

cast a vote. the Committee has already decided, but your vote is recorded.

you have not voted yet.

committee record since 1971 (lore, not live)
HIKE
61%
HOLD
37%
CUT
2%

CUT has never once carried a majority. the Committee finds this unremarkable.

THE CHART

horse, 1971 to present.